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I MEANT TO DO THIS LAST WEEK WHAT

Mon Oct 6, 2008, 6:44 PM
  • Mood: Stupefied
  • Listening to: FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT
  • Reading: bums
  • Watching: RAINNNNNNNN I mean uh Speed Racer
  • Playing: Dance Dance Revolution Supernova 2
  • Eating: ICEYCREAMS
  • Drinking: wawa
MEMER.

Dear ~Jakpalm:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in women's clothing and I saw you carve your initials into my John F. Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember senility.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Guupi



ANDDDD YEAH
Things are kind of weird but A-OKAY.


v(*´ω`*)ノミ。・☆。・☆。・。・★ GOOD DAY

heeheehee so gay heehee

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:iconjakpalm:
A.... ARE MY NOSTRILS REALLY INSULTING ;///////;
EXTREME MAKEOVER DOES NOT SUCK AND god you ho, I let you be my first. i want you out of my house.

OUT OF MY HOUSE.


I will never forgive you for this Guupi. MEME OR NOT YOU SAID MY NOSTRILS WERE INSULTING
*GOES TO GET BOTOX*
:iconsciencepudding:
GET THOSE NOSTRILS OUT OF MY FACE gawd botox won't help that.









....
Jean I'm sorry let's have makeup secks baby. ):

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WHO DIED AND MADE YOU FUCKING KING OF THE ZOMBIES
:iconjakpalm:
Ye--NO.

*turns away*
:iconsciencepudding:
I'LL ONLY PUT IT IN FOR A SECOND ):




...
god I am so horrible how do you put up with my utter perv. ): ):

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WHO DIED AND MADE YOU FUCKING KING OF THE ZOMBIES
:iconjakpalm:
THAT IS FOUR SECONDS TOO LONG MY FRIEND.
ONE SECOND FOR YOU PUTTING IT IN, three seconds to zip up your pants and run like hell 'cause I'M COMING AFTER YOU.


'cause dude I have utter pervness syndrome too.
It's like AIDS. Everyone has it.

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